Friday, December 12, 2008

Country Fried Stupid...






The American Economy Gets Screwed, Again.

When you get a chance make sure to drop a line to your favorite Republican dipshit senator (primarily those slope-headed country bumpkins in the south). Thanks to these moronic buckwheats the Big Three automakers have moved three steps closer to calamity. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) succeeded in leading his band of pouting Neanderthals in a classic political ploy to move our economy closer to the brink of collapse. Apparently, the fact that one in ten jobs in this country are tied to the automotive industry means nothing when you can piss on the UAW for promoting Democratic candidates in the last election.

“I hate to be so blunt,” said Bob Corker (R-TN). “That’s politics.”

Well thanks a hell of a lot Corky! And kudos to the misanthropic voters in Tennessee for picking you over Harold Ford, Jr. in 2006. This is the reason Republicans are a dying breed. They don’t care about average Americans who are losing their jobs at a meteoric pace. When you’re nothing more than an inbred corporate swine with a grudge & a fetish for Fortune 500 Insurance Companies (AIG) … why would you give two craps from the seat of your golden commode that the Midwest is rapidly morphing into Kazakhstan?

2010 can’t get here soon enough. It’s time to play taps for the Republican Party and the sooner the funeral viewing of their rotting political corpses ends… the better it will be for all us.

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